Reblog this if I can ask you a whole bunch of inappropriate questions.
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New blog …
I’ve posted a new blog on my other Tumblr blog … DrewInProgress.Tumblr.Com
Check it out!
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Woof.
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The trolliest troll
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I firmly believe that people who make statements like this do not deserve to have their names blurred out. If you are brave enough to say this and think it’s “funny” or “insightful”, you deserve to experience the criticism that would inevitably come your way.
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There’s something gorgeous about this man … even with the silly look he is putting off ;-)
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The things I would do to that. Could cause some trouble!
Devastation.
Ugh. The guy I`m interested in, and whom I thought was interested in me as well, just told me a short story about how he`s trying to `attract someone`. Rough.
Ch .. Ch .. Changes …
Sorry folks, but I’ll be unfollowing the majority of you. I’ve grown tired of some of my online ‘circle’ and I’m looking for a more positive atmosphere … and that includes changing up my online social networking profiles and such!
Just so you’re aware …
It is currently 3:43 … it will be 3:44 when I post this. And I am absolutely plastered, bomb, polluted, loaded, drunk. Yep. Hope all is well, motherfuckers! Pip, pip, cheerio!
shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via
Hahah, this is phenomenal!
Soo beautiful! I’m in love!
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.
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My mother says I should lie on my resume ...
- Mom: "Andrew, you should just lie on your resume and say ..."
- Me: "What? Say I got my forklift certification or some shit?"
- Mom: "Well yes, that's what your father done when he first moved up here."
- Me: "Oh right ... so then I can go down, they can ask for my certification and I can sit on the forklift and hit the wrong button and spin around in circles?"
- Mom: "Well, tell 'em 'oh no sir, that was not a forklift I was operating, I was eating cornflakes. Sorry.'"
