Reblog this if I can ask you a whole bunch of inappropriate questions.
New blog …
I’ve posted a new blog on my other Tumblr blog … DrewInProgress.Tumblr.Com
Check it out!
Ugh. The guy I`m interested in, and whom I thought was interested in me as well, just told me a short story about how he`s trying to `attract someone`. Rough.
Ch .. Ch .. Changes …
Sorry folks, but I’ll be unfollowing the majority of you. I’ve grown tired of some of my online ‘circle’ and I’m looking for a more positive atmosphere … and that includes changing up my online social networking profiles and such!
Just so you’re aware …
It is currently 3:43 … it will be 3:44 when I post this. And I am absolutely plastered, bomb, polluted, loaded, drunk. Yep. Hope all is well, motherfuckers! Pip, pip, cheerio!
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.
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My mother says I should lie on my resume ...
- Mom: "Andrew, you should just lie on your resume and say ..."
- Me: "What? Say I got my forklift certification or some shit?"
- Mom: "Well yes, that's what your father done when he first moved up here."
- Me: "Oh right ... so then I can go down, they can ask for my certification and I can sit on the forklift and hit the wrong button and spin around in circles?"
- Mom: "Well, tell 'em 'oh no sir, that was not a forklift I was operating, I was eating cornflakes. Sorry.'"